Inappropriate treats for kids

Katie Holmes was spotted recently with her little girl, Suri Cruise, who was publicly enjoying a pack of gummi penises. Just to be clear, that was SURI CRUISE - the 4 year old - with the pack of penis shaped gummies. Apparently, the notion of keeping sex organ themed candy away from little kids has not occurred to all parents.

I would like to take a moment as a service to Katie Holmes and other parents to share a list of other treats that may also be considered "not age appropriate."

  1. Tittie Treats
  2. Pop Taints
  3. Salty Scrotums
  4. Menstrual Mints
  5. Clitoris Crisps
If I've missed some important ones, please leave them in the comments section below.

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