Katie Holmes was spotted recently with her little girl, Suri Cruise, who was publicly enjoying a pack of gummi penises. Just to be clear, that was SURI CRUISE - the 4 year old - with the pack of penis shaped gummies. Apparently, the notion of keeping sex organ themed candy away from little kids has not occurred to all parents.
I would like to take a moment as a service to Katie Holmes and other parents to share a list of other treats that may also be considered "not age appropriate."
- Tittie Treats
- Pop Taints
- Salty Scrotums
- Menstrual Mints
- Clitoris Crisps
If I've missed some important ones, please leave them in the comments section below.
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