its the little things about moms that make you appreciate them (for how nuts they are)
Sure, if I go in the backyard and build a bon-fire to boil up some water.
My mom had also suffers from a rare made-up allergy that only 4% of all people suffer from. She is actually allergic to her body's own adrenaline. Ever since she told me this in high school I've been dreaming up ways to have my mom discover a baby trapped under a car on her way over to visit me. Not a real baby though, a fake will do.
She thinks her old man land lord is spying on her phone conversations because she noticed over the winter that whenever she was on the phone, he would go out to his wood shed. Of course the only rational explanation isn't that it's January and freezing cold so the old man needs some wood to build a fire, it's because he wants so desperately to listen in on you drone on to my sister incoherently for three hours.
Posted by Chase Roper