Blue Tooth

If you ever talk on one of those blue tooth ear pieces while you're standing in a grocery store aisle and looking directly at someone else in the aisle so that that person thinks that you're talking to him even though you're actually talking on that damn blue tooth, and that other person in the aisle is me, I will punch you in the face. Unless I had my own. Then I would just call your blue tooth with my blue tooth to letyou know that we are both assholes for talking on them in public. Then I would punch myself in the face and buy some B&J ice cream. Because 2/$6 is good deal on ice cream.

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