Spanking Spears, Cruising for aliens, Edwards appealing to bigot demographic

I'm sure there was more I could list but I just didn't have the time today. Enjoy these few articles and feel free comment.

  • Is Britney Spears hitting her kids? - According to some court papers released, it sounds like she might be. “She’s got a lot on her plate,” a friend to Spears said. “But to accuse her of hitting her kids is far-fetched. She would do anything for those babies and would give her own life in a heartbeat to make sure they have a good life.” I have a suggestion - could Britney Spears go ahead and give her life up for her kids?
  • Tom Cruise is building a $10 million bunker - to hide from aliens.
  • John Edwards, racist? - ". . . pretty soon we’re not going to have a young African-American male population in America. They’re all going to be in prison or dead. One of the two.” Recent studies actually show that 864,000 young African-American males are in college and 802,000 of African-American males are in jail. This means that more of them are in college than in jail. More alarming to Edwards though - there are 1,666,000 young African-American males in the U.S.


God Of Bacon said...

Perhaps Tom Cruise could build another bunker to protect young black men from the aliens.

Chase Roper said...

Are the aliens after young black men?