The Russian province of Ulyanovsk has taken the Wednesday Hump-day title seriously. In an effort to bolster the dwindling Russian birthrate, the provincial governor officially urged couples to skip work today to make love instead. It gets better. Any couple who actually gives birth 9 months from this date will be eligible for a prize!
All I would like to do with this post today is announce my official plea to rest of the United States, to please stop having babies for a couple years. Hopefully, we too can enjoy in the true Wednesday Hump-Day festivities.