Dane, crazy dentist, Madonna, Amsterdam, here are your weekend links

Read them. Love them. Cherish them. Forget about them. These are the Weekend Links.

• Dane Cook says he didn't steal jokes - in his recent interview with Funny Business.
• Dentist accused of sexual and religious harassment - This guy forced his employees to learn about Scientology and to recite Scientology formulas before they would get their paycheck.
• Madonna's new Kabbalah Kids Books - Speaking of Scientology, she has taken a lesson right from their playbook. Sales from her new childrens books go to Raising Malawi, a Kabbalah front group in Africa.
• Amsterdam is closing down another brothel in Red Light District - The mayor wants to get control increasing crime in that area. Don't worry, he realizes prostitution is a tourist attraction and vows not to get rid of all of it. . . good grief.