Good day, my freelance writing firm is currently seeking professional college-educated writers to write articles for our clients. Candidates must present the following qualifications:
1. Must have a college degree, preferably in English or
Journalism
2. Must be skilled in writing MLA, APA, and Chicago Style
3. Must be able to do research from veritable sources: books,
periodicals, online, etc.
4. Must be able to type fast and reach 2-3 day writing
deadlines.
A writing sample would be mostly appreciated. Pay is $6 per every 250 words and $3 for the bibliography. Payments are made through PayPal.
The more pages you write, the more money you’ll earn. If this ad interests you, contact Al at althewriter@yahoo.com.
I couldn't wait to reply!
Hi!
I just HAD to drop you a line to let you know that as a comic, I thoroughly enjoyed your craigslist ad looking for a writer with a college degree. And by "enjoyed" I mean "laughed at hysterically." You are expecting a highly educated writer of profession to NOT ONLY accept $6 for 250 words worth of their expterise but to do extensive research required for the writing as well. I'm reminded of an old cliche' regarding wants and hands:
Want in one hand, "your craigslist ad" in the other.
Best of luck to you!
1 comment:
Ha!
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