No Feeding the Animals - or the Homeless.
After failing to outlaw panhandling, lawmakers in Orlando, FL have finally agreed on a way to control the epidemic. The city now plans to crack down on churches and activists who feed large groups of homeless in city parks.
"I was having to pick up human waste from my yard and shoo people out from sleeping in my bushes," says Robert Harding, a local attorney whose office is around the corner from Lake Eola Park where the "feedings" occur.
Just like squirells in someone's backyard, if you stop feeding the homeless, they'll go away (or die after having their only source of nourishment removed.)No U.S. city, especially not one as nice as Orlando, should have to suffer the burden of hungry hordes of homeless roaming the sidewalks and ruthlessly annoying the passers-by.
These so-called "Human Rights Activists" will finally be held accountable for their actions. Actions that have continually been drawing expotential amounts of homeless persons into the city to eat what is most likely going to be their only meal that day.
Up-coming presidential candidates slogan opportunity: Make it illegal to feed illegals and they'll go away.
2 comments:
I'm sure the Republicans could find some use for our excess population.
I used to live there. There's really only three types of people in Orlando, tourists, business people, and those in poverty.
This doesn't surprise me, considering who's governer over there. Hopefully people get smart and vote in someone good.
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