Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, baby Suri - VANITY FAIR


Katie Holmes vents her frusterations in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair while showing off the much sought after Baby Suri Cruise.

"Some of the crap that's out there. . .it's really frustrating. . . You shouldn't say that about us, and you can't say that about my child," says Cruise's baby machine.

That would be a fair and warranted comment if Holmes were addressing a single person or small group of people making such accusations and spreading the gossip. Unfortunately for her, Holmes is really addressing most of the mainstream media, comics, cult experts, talk show hosts, and everyone in my company's lunch room. When enough people agree on certain events or details, it becomes fact. That's Wikiality.

Holmes says that it all eats away at her (like the persistant brainwashing question of a Scientologist Auditor.)

"To see how someone as caring and good as Tom is—to see how things can just get so twisted and turned around. I mean, where does it come from?" asks the other half of Tomkat.

Well there was that sudden engagement, the bizarre new best friend of yours who also happens to be a highly ranked scientologist following you around EVERYWHERE, your fiance's slanderous comments toward Brook Shields and Matt Lauer during the pyschiatric medicine-gate scandal, the - wait, you are you right? Have you been paying attention to your life the past year?

2 comments:

RC said...

I wouldn't disagree that the Cruise's are a bit odd, however your statement;
"When enough people agree on certain events or details, it becomes fact."
Vox populae vox Deus? (the voice of the many is the voice of God) Not sure I would go along with that.

God Of Bacon said...

Am I the only one who notices a peculiar resemblance between this baby and those kids in the movie,The Boys From Brazil?

Pay close attention to his eyes.