The cult of Scientology is gearing up to unveil its newest program called Super Power. This super secret program will soon be made available at the organization's meca in Clearwater, Florida where the purpose will be to enhance or strengthen the human senses. Not just the five sense we're used to (seeing, hearing, smellling, tasting and feeling) but also the 52 additonal senses that group founder L. Ron Hubbard made up. These senses include: an ability to discern relative sizes, blood circulation, balance, compass direction, temperature, gravity and an "awareness of importance and unimportance." Without having personally attended such a seminar my heightened sense of awareness is already detecting bull-sh*t.
Scientology teaches that any person who thinks critically towards the church is an SP, or Suppressive Person. These SP's are, according to Hubbard's teachings, are supposed to be debated, decieved, sued, lied to, and in some cases even destroyed. Shouldn't this qualify each Scientology center to likened to a terrorist cell group? If so, then Scientology has graduated from training terrorists to creating super villains.
In the excersize to help hone one's ability to discern relative sizes, participants will be place in a large room with various sized chairs. Some chairs large enough for a giant and some to small for even the smallest child. Also, who needs to pay exuberant sums of money in order to strengthen your awareness of importance or unimportance? That's what MTV is for.
One of the senses apparently not included on Hubbard's super power training course. . .Gay-dar.
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