Ooooh, the president said the "S" word and I am so telling Congress on him.
President Bush was in Russia over the weekend for the G8 summit. During a private conversation with Tony Blair, President Bush stragically used a sentance enhancer. Unbeknownst to our president, Blair had on a mic pack that was mistakenly still turned on.
"I think Condi is going to go pretty soon," Bush said.
"Right, that's all that matters, it will take some time to get that together," replies Blair.
"What they need to do is to get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit." Bush states plainly.
If the president spoke that clearly to the rest of nation, I'm sure his approval rating would sky-rocket. If that's what I had to look forward to, I would probably even watch the State of the Unionn Address.
"Nation," our president would say, "terrorists have us scared shitless, and our economy is fucked. But the United States of America stands strong and will hold it's high and move forward. Can I get a 'Hell Yeah!'?"
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Hell yeah!
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