Kim Jong Il flexed his nation's third arm this week with a barrage of cock-rocket trials. The result of the taipodong-2 missle launches was short and dissapointing.
With a hang time of under one minute each, the missle's engineers appear to be in need of some rocket science Viagra. During an emergency U.N. security counsel meeting, the United States and Japan have proposed a resolution to sanction North Korea until all nuclear programs have been stopped.
The resolution also proposed that the world's six leading nations (The U.S., some European countries, and. . . well it's not important who) have also agreed to hold a special summit during which they will view "Team America: World Police." While being extremely humorous in it's satire, the movie may point our world's leaders to a better understanding of why Kim Jong Il hates us all so so much.
1 comment:
He named a missile after what?
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