'Bad' artist is shocked over former associates gay thrillers



Michael Jackson appeared in court today to his own defense via satellite. The worlds oddest human being, second only to Kim Jong Il, is being sued by his former video producer, Marc Shaffel, for $1.5 million over an alleged breach of contract.


Jackson says he cut off all to ties to Shaffel after the veiwing, err discovery, of his works in the gay porn industry.


"I was shocked by what I saw. ... [Schaffel] was directing two guys. They were naked from head to toe ... and he was telling one what to do with the other and he grabbed their penis or something. I didn't believe it!" said Jackson.


Jackson went on to say that he was concerned that "mothers" would not approve of his association with someone in the gay porn industry. Apparently, he didn't see any need to keep his home free of hard-core heterosexual porn magazines and DVDs which cops found in November 2003 before being arrested on molestation charges.

When questioned, Jackson said he was shocked to learn that Schaffel had been "in that circle. . ." jerk.

1 comment:

God Of Bacon said...

Jackson was shocked by the fact that they were adults.