Spears replaces kabbalah with christian life coach



Britney Spears has tossed out her red string along with the ancient teachings of Kabblah, the mystic offshoot of Judaism. Reportedly, Spears was tired of how often she was pressed to spend money and give financially to the trendy temple. In place of the Kabbalah, the baptist raised pop star has found a Christian Life Coach. The problem? Life Coaches are an enormous waste of time and money.

Tony Hust, a christian life coach from thechristianlifecoach.com, offers his 'mentorship' for $650 a month. For the unfamiliar, hiring a life coach is like having your own personal Tony Robins.



Most life coaches are experts (or at least extensively trained) in NLP, Neuro-Linguistic Programming.

NLP is considered by most to be a fake science, or pseudoscientific therapy. It is used by cult groups to

"apply ritual, authority control, dissociation, reduced rationalization, and social pressure to obtain compliance from the cult's victim or to induce dependence on the cult," according to Wikipedia.com.


Husted's coaching also offers a seemingly contradictive "Christian Worldview." In which he references some "statements of faith." Among these he sites James 1:5,
"If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him."
Notice the verse does not read, "If any of you lacks wisdom, he should pay a christian life coach $650." The site also references Proverbs 13:20,

"He who walks with wise counsel will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm."

I offfer my own piece of wisdom to Mrs. Spears-Federline; if it's Christian teachings you seek, you need not look any further than the bible. And those can be picked up for free at protestant christian church near you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hooray for common sense! Thank you for bringing the obvious to light. If you are a Christian, the Bible is the ultimate source of wisdom and guidance. Life coaches seem like fancy scam artists to me, and morally challenged to the extreme.

These people charge money for what should be given to people for free from caring friends and relatives...an ear to listen, and the patience to talk through and wait out life issues. People have been getting through life throughout history this way. Isn't it sad that the American's have become so greedy, selfish, and busy, that folks have to buy friendship from "life coaches" who's only true interest in the person they are helping is money? Trust me people if you want guidance just try good old fashioned common sense, it always works.