Britney Spears. . .oops, I blogged her again.

June 16, 2006

Britney Spears appeared on national television last night to plead her case with Matt Lauer. Spears argues that she is a more than decent mother, wife, and should be left alone or treated more fairly by the press and paprazzi. I couldn't agree more. I believe the media is being completely irrational in their portrayal of the multi-platinum mega hit pop bubblegum. . .you get the idea.

Babies and car seats. I have children, so I know first hand how difficult it can be to properly secure your baby into a car seat. Here's the basics:



Keep in mind that all of this must be done while the baby is laughing, crying, spitting up, fidgeting, going to the bathroom, or all of the above at once. Difficult? Yes. Absolutely necessary? You bet.

The overwhelming majority of us do not know what it is to live with the continual presence of the paparazzi. I can't even begin to imagine how insanely frustrating it would be to try to put a baby in a car seat while being surrounded by these Night of the Living Dead-esque zombie-like picture takers. However I can imagine what it would be like while submerged in a shark cage




and that looks pretty stressfully.

Simply stated, I think that Britney Spears got her baby away from that group and situation in best way she could given the extremely stressfull circumstances. Honestly, that's all any decent parent can do.

1 comment:

God Of Bacon said...

Butt
Breath
Britney's
Bulging
Baby
Boy
Belly

On the next episode of Sleaze Magazine.

I just can't feel sorry for poor, poor Britney. First she marries a violent asshole from her old hometown. Us Magazine used the term "two fisted man", but violent asshole is probably more accurate. Then she has the marriage cancelled...a bit like cancelling a hotel reservation when you have gobs of money. Then she hooks up with a sperm bank who immediately abandons his girlfriend and their baby. I have lumber in my garage that displays more sense than she does.