Cruise reveals plans for a summer wedding MSNBC.com
“First the baby, then the film. Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won’t let this woman get away.” - Tom Cruise speaking to German tabloid, "Bild." (emphasis mine)
Well, there you have it. Cruise has finally let slip (in the Freudian sense at least) that Katie may not want to stick around. Apparently, he wants to hurry things up before she has time to think things through.
Katie, let me appeal to you an idea of mine. I hope I don't lose you here. I've come to the theory that you are in love with the Tom Cruise of Top Gun, Days of Thunder, Cocktail, and Mission Impossible. You aren't really in love with the in the closet, couch jumping, psychiatrist hating, Scientologist.
Once you've welcomed your baby into the world, Katie, and the marriage has come and gone, the wonder and mystery left in your life will be, "how in the world did I get stuck with this creep and his cult???" I'm not a supporter of Cut and Run, but I think it applies here. It won't be long before he has you locked up in the sauna on heavy doses of Niacin and vitamins until you AND your child are completely brainwashed and sub-dued. You've got to get the hell out of there.
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