Ok, this is just plain retarded. The organization known as "The Way to Happiness Foundation International," has long since taken on the task of bringing peace to the Israelies and Palestinians. Well, it's about damn time somebody did something over there. Oh wait - they're handing out little booklets. NOt just any booklet mind you. Nay, a booklet filled with important knowledge and tools that help you survive in this world of chaos and at the same time help you be happier.
TWTH booklet
This book contains such advice as:
- Eat well
- Brush your teeth
- Don't murder people
- Try to treat others the way you would want to be treated.
Well, why didn't we all think of that a hundred years ago?! IT seems so simple - it can't possibly be working. . .can not it? Scrolling on the MIddle East update page reveals a graph that show undeniable altered statisticals trends showing how the massive pamphlet efforts have dramitically influenced the peace process. And there you have it. Who do we have to thank for this amazing revelation?? Well, let me save you the time of searching for the fine print. Here is what you will find at the very bottom of the Way to Happiness website.
"© 2004 The Way to Happiness Foundation International All Rights Reserved. Grateful acknowledgement is made to L. Ron Hubbard Library for permission to reproduce selections from the copyrighted works of L. Ron Hubbard. THE WAY TO HAPPINESS and the "Road & Sun" Design are trademarks owned by L. Ron Hubbard Library in the USA and in other countries (trademark registrations issued and other registrations pending) and are used with permission. Any unauthorized copying, translation, duplication, importation or distribution, in whole or in part, by any means, including electronic copying, storage or transmission, is a violation of applicable laws."
Gee, what do you know? Another amazing sect of the Church of Scientology. There's more out there people. . .they're everywhere.
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