I thought it would be funny to listen in on an office job interview if a registered sex offender applied.
"Hi. I'm Bill. Thank you so much for the opportunity to speak with you. First off, I think I am uniquely qualified for the position you have open. Second, I am required by law to tell you that, yes I am a registered level 3 sex offender with the state of Washington and I am not allowed to be within 12 feet of children. Also, I have taken several computer classes for Microsoft Excel and 10 Key."
Also, it would be funny if at the end of the interview, Bill tried to sexually assault my old boss.
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