Tomkitten is real!

Finally! Baby suri, the illegitimate child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, has been seen ( and held!) by a reliable non-biased source. That source, Leah Remini, a fellow Scientologist. Of baby Suri, Remini states that she is a beaming baby and that she looks like Tom and Katie. How amazingly non-descriptive. Who else is she going to look like!?

"(They're) just great parents,” Remini says. “There wasn’t a second she was out of their arms except when I held her.”

Well, and except for all the times that both Cruise and Homles have been spotted in public without the baby over the past 3 months. If leaving your child in the direct care of cult members who's organization is responsible for victims like Lisa Mcpherson, then I'm doing a much worse job at parenting than I originally thought.

I tried to find the most unflattering picture possible.