Lohan looks to Gore, Clintons to save her



According to the New York Post, Lindsey Lohan has turned to Al Gore and Bill and Hilary Clinton to help her revive her public image. In an email Lohan sent to her friends and lawyers, the once child actress wrote:

"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. f he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary (sic) Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis (sic), and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."


Seriously, Lindsey. Here's what I feel you should do. First, you should get hooked up with a good local church. One that is sensitive to people who either aren't regular church goers or have been burned by "organized" religion in the past. Saddleback would be a great start. Or at least they could hook you up with an affiliate that is smaller if you like.

Next, you need to pick up yourself a copy of the Bible. A great read the Message paraphrase. It's an excellent way to get a good idea of what's going on. The truth, Lindsey, is that God considers you His favorite daughter. That is the only perspective that matters.

You need to make the hardest, life-changing decision you have ever faced and stick with. Slowly, you'll notice God shaping your life and molding you into the woman He created you to be. Now that's something Gore and the Clinton's could never do for you.




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