O.J. Simpson, "If I did it, here's how it happened."



The Fox Network is going to air an interview this month with O.J. Simpson about his new book, "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened." The two-part interview is set to air November 27 and 29, according to the network.

Finally, the world will get to hear Simpson explain in detail exactly how he hypothetically killed his wife and her estranged lover. During the interview, Simpson begins to read an excerpt when asked from the book, but breaks down into tears.

"I can't do this," the killer cries, "I can't have my kids hear me say this."

Simpson writes in his book that he has "never seen so much blood in his life." He later defends that statement by saying that two people couldn't be murdered without everybody being covered in blood.

Simpson, who is legally not allowed to profit from this, can have only one of two motives for writing the book and agreeing to this interview. He is either completely overwhelmed with guilt for commiting this double-murder and/or feels some sort of twisted need to be recognized for getting away with the crime. Simpson's afterlife will likely be spent sharing a room with Johnny Cochran in hell.

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**UPDATE** Video: Ron Goldman's father lashes out on publisher and Fox Network

Publisher Judith Regan: 'I made the decision to publish this book, and to sit face to face with the killer, because I wanted him, and the men who broke my heart and your hearts, to tell the truth, to confess their sins, to do penance and to amend their lives'... NY POST splashing...

Newscorp, parent company to fox broadcasting AND the book's publishing company has pulled the plug on both projects. No book. No t.v. interview.

1 comment:

God Of Bacon said...

I'm going to immediately begin work on a parody:

If I Were A Domestic Terrorist, Here's How I'd Do It.

What do you think? Best Seller material?