Three new planets

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto AND Ceres, Charon, and Xena?

The International Astronomical Union (the U.N. for geeks) have created a new planetary definition in an effort to include three new planets into our solar system. The new definition would describe a planet as an object that orbits the sun but is massive enough for its own gravity to put it into a spherical shape. This is going to put too large a strain on our already strained education system.

I propose that we also define planets as having verifiable inhabitation of intelligent life. This way our children will only have to memorize the one planet in our solar system. The only planet that matters. Earth.