A New York man, while frying pork chops in his friend's apartment, injured several small kittens after putting them in a hot frying pan. After his friend left the kitchen, the man took off his clothes and placed two small kittens in a pan with pork chops and hot oil. Wiping the kittens off on the wall and throwing them on the floor, the naked man then placed three more small kittens in his pan.
This man is either insane or he is aware of some sort pork seasoning potential that Emeril Lagasse has yet to discover. It used to be that if a friend offered to cook dinner, you may need to tell them that you don't like mushrooms or tomatos. The day has come that you must also mention to please not get naked and try to cook my kittens with dinner?
I will expect this to soon become a poster or notebook cover some day. You'll see a picture of a fat naked guy in the kitchen and these three little kittens with just heads sticking up out of the simmering frying pan. At the bottom of the picture in big bright yellow words it will say, "HANG IN THERE!"
1 comment:
Kitten is the other white meat.
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