Hezbollah produces boy band

Northern Band was a struggling boy band working the West Bank wedding circuit until some recent help from chief Hezbollah guerilla, Hassan Narallah. The band re-wrote the lyrics to their song, "Lebanon Hawk," to hone in on the popularity of Nassralah amongst Palestinians.

The song is receving mass air time including ring tones and email distribution. Alaa Abu al-Haija, lead song-writer and manager of the grouyp says that whatever the people want, they will give. Thus further proving the point that the real rock star money only comes from selling out. Even when selling out to massive terrorist organizations.

Instant fame has its down sides. Critics have already begun to speculate that Northern Band member, Ah Geeb al-Reechround is the gay one.

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