Computer chips in a kids brain, Hilary says that time is upon us

Hilary Clinton, NY Democrat, recently said that ad axecutives are so bent on taking control of America's children, they'd put a computer chips kids' brains if they could.

"At the rate that technology is advancing, people will be implanting chips in our children to advertise directly into their brains and tell them what kind of products to buy," Clinton said at the Kaiser Family Foundation.

This chip is not to be confused with the chip that can be implanted into your brain and allow you to play Sudoku at work without a computer, or my favorite, the white chocolate chip.