Cult News from Rick Ross , Janeanne Garofalo goes gonzo promoting Scientology-linked program:
What am I to do? Gone are the days when I watched you on tv next to Andy Dick and Ben Stiller. Your smug sarcastic tone daring us not to laugh. You were my favorite female comedic celebrity, Janeanne. Always my "go-to" on Myspace surveys that asked for "Fav Female Celeb." Sadly that space is now left blank because you have allowed yourself to fall into the snares of ScientologyTM!
How did this happen? You've always come across as a well read sarcastic critic. How did you miss such an opporunity to scrutinize as this?
A member of "The Church of ScientologyTM" sets up a "detoxification program" in NYC in the wake of 9/11. Service men and women who have been exposed to Mr. Yuk type particles in the air sign up for the program for free (usually costs church memebers around $5k.) They are given a regime of Vitamin oil and Niacin, and then spend a great number of hours in a sauna. Oddly enough, the practice is not only NOT considered scientific or beneficial in any way by any medical association, but IS considered dangerous by most.
Red and Blue aside, Ms. Garofalo, please look into this mroe carefully. It's dangerous road you're treading on and in your quest to be as liberal as possible and express the need for freedom for everyone, you may find yourself ensared in the most bonding, suppressive organization I've ever read about.
2 comments:
Ahh, is your heart broken? Its your girl?? Im so sad for you. We shall mourn together.
Ok, the first one didnt work I will try again.
Ahh sad, is your heart broken? Your girl has turned on you. Tear. We shall mourn together.
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