Man sues himself for vehicle damage - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com
Yeah! That's what I like to read about. I can't put my finger on why, but I find this story so compelling and inspirational. The next time I'm late to work, I'm going to take a stand. . .against me!
"Hey, screw. . .Me. That's right, I said it. You want a piece of this, Me? I don't think so. I'm going to sue me so fast and hard I'll think I'm wondering around lost in the National Porn Convention."
I can't just keep letting Me get away with costing Me this valuable time and money. I want Me to compensate Me for that lost income, and believe me, Me, it's a lot. Don't think I'm letting Me off the hook on the my attourney fees either. No sir, I'll be sure to make Me pay me for all of those as well.
Thank you, Man who tried to sue yourself for damaging your own vehicle, you've changed my life and the way I look at the world forever.
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