An open letter to the guy who delivers my phonebooks

Dear Guy who leaves the new phone books at my doorstep,

Hi. You just dropped off a new phone book at my doorstep. Could you please come back and pick this up? Turns out, I don't need it because I have the internet. Apparrently, everything single thing that any person could ever need to look up about anything ever is on there. . . so you may need to come up with a new business model.

Sincerely,

Chase Roper










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