Jolie plays name game with Pax Thien Jolie

The news out of Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam is that Angelina Jolie was able to pick up her newly adopted 3-year old boy early this morning. The only thing I have to say here is, Poor Jon Voight. After apparently deciding that the toddler's native moniker was too foriegn and unfamiliar, she changed her new son's name to Pax Thien Jolie. (No Pitt?)

The next time Grandpa Voight is walking the red carpet and tries to shout out to his new grandson, he will be humiliated yet again. Why a name like Pax Thein? Pax Thein? Little Pax gets to avoid an underprivileged life as a Vietnamese orphan only to be stuck on a playground some day being called Pax Thein the Maxi Pad Queen. Thanks, Angelina, way to think it through.

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