Spears 'fell asleep' at Vegas New Year's party



Britney Spears was spotted at a Las Vegas nightclub celebrating the new year last Sunday night. Spears'manager, Larry Rudolph, found her completely asleep by about 1AM.

“By about one o’clock, she was just done, so we took her out,” Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, told The Associated Press Monday. “She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep.”


Rudolph is obviously trying to spin this as best he can to the already more than skeptical public. The fact that the Spears camp would try to have us believe that this is somehow the same as a married couple with 3 (soon to be 4) children between them going out to the Melting Pot for their anniversary (one of the three times they've been able to go out without the kids all year) and almost falling asleep while they eat because they never stay up past 10 anymore (but hey that's parenthood) is insulting. Sure she was tired. Tired of drinking so much alcohol.

The more accurate spin is that Spear's most likely pawned off her young children on eager (maybe annoyed by this point) grandparents/manny and spent yet another night out on the town. After hours of dancing, drinking, and general hooliganism, Spears passed out.

Saddest of all is that this "mother" will most likely be granted custody.

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