Kevin Edward Sutherland, a former employee at the Primary Children’s Medical Center in Salt Lake City, was arrested Friday for downloading child pornography at the hospital. Sutherland, already a convicted sex offender, says the he in fact has no interest in child pornagraphy, but suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder. One of those "personalities," the man claims, is a teenage boy who likes to look at girls his own age.
If this statement were true, and Sutherland really had an "alter teenage personality," then show the judge this "boy's" Myspace. It is a widely accepted fact that all teenagers everywhere now have a Myspace page.
Also, what other "teenagerly" things is Sutherland doing when he is the other personality? Is spending all of his paychecks on fast food and video games? Does he troll around the malls gawking at underdressed teenage girls? Is he trying to meet up with underage girls that he chats to online? If so, that's too bad - those are also traits that perfectly describes pedophiles.
See you on Dateline, Asshole.
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My evil twin maintains my weblog. I've tried to get him to stop but he just won't.
Brilliant legal defense.
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